Centre of the Universe
Centre of the Universe is situated on top of the flying carpet. Cruising over Africa and the West Indies, playing the bassoon whilst pressing the world into his old school computer.
Maps of distant territories blend with tunes from faraway spacecamps. Speedway fingers haunt the keys of the big Elka-organ lost and the little Elka-organ found. With a knight's haircut , he is said to resemble prince Valiant, and word on the planet is he will change his name to "Mall of Universal" when selling oud early 2064.
Until then, he will probably release another five hundred and seventy four trillion records, all of them longer than the orient express and more complex than the patterns on the Peruvian plains. (um we didn't write this ... ed)